…alternative routes

starting your day by hearing there is an 8 car accident en route to the office is usually NOT a good thing.

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until, <enter the best dad in the world> you get a phone call advising you of said accident, and that you should take an alternative route.

until, you get on said alternative route (expecting it to be jammed as well)… only to find your dad’s tip came before most people got a traffic tip… and said alternative route is empty.

until, you get to work faster than you have via highway in months.

quite a great way to start my day. thanks, dad.